Will Write for Coffee

Watch Lauren write. Watch Lauren drink unhealthy amounts of coffee. Watch Lauren spiral deeper into fandom insanity and show her emotional distress with artful use of capslock. Watch Lauren blog.

elontirien:

“They’re expecting you.”

“Who?”

“Who do you think?”  

(via sourwolf)


“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie

“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie

(via pointy-earedbastard)

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

He’s so bad at lying, its adorable

(via anything-evans)

(via bootycap)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier → Behind the Scenes

(via bootycap)

explain how this country is supposed to maintain its national security now that he has laid waste to our intelligence agency.

(via bootycap)

reservoir-fantasy:

"I need to remember.”

(via all-hale-to-hoechlin)

deepfrieddrunk replied to your post: according to my dear friend ashley i write good

 YO POST SOME OF THEM SAMPLES YO

OMG. I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD AT MYSELF BECAUSE MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT WAS “BUT MOST OF IT IS GAY PORN” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT FUCKING WEBSITE I’M ON LOL.

But yo if peeps want, I can (attempt) to deliver. Maybe. 

According to my dear friend Ashley, I “write good porn.”

I’ve obviously missed my calling.

(via tacoposey)

(via tacoposey)

dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so

(via flyandneverfall)

bluandorange:

bluandorange:

okay but can you imagine like

a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee. 

And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck. 

Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.

And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.

He comes with you to the car dealership, too. Because he’s so so sorry, also he gets military discount, so he can help you.
he is so so sorry

(via bootycap)